1.
A
guy with your IQ should have a low voice too!
2.
A
half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.
3.
A
sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.
4.
Alone: In bad company.
5.
And there he was: reigning supreme at
number two.
6.
He comes from a long line of real estate
people -- they're a vacant lot.
7.
I like your approach, now let's see your
departure.
8.
I reprimanded my son for mimicking you.
I told him not to act like a fool.
9. If
idiots could fly, this would be an airport.
10.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be
orgasmic.
11.
Let's play house. You be the door and
I'll slam you.
12.
Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a
palmist; I know you've got a palm.
13.
Some people are has-beens. You are a
never-was.
14.
We know that you would go to the end of
the world for us. But would you stay there?
15.
When you fell out of the ugly tree, you
hit every branch on the way down.
16.
You are as strong as an ox and almost as
intelligent.
17.
You are down to earth but not quite far
down enough.
18.
You are living proof that manure can
grow legs and walk.
19.
You have no trouble making ends meet.
Your foot is always in your mouth!
20.
You liked your first chin so much, you
added two more.
