Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Insults and Comeback Quotes


1.      A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too!
2.      A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.
3.      A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.
4.      Alone: In bad company.
5.      And there he was: reigning supreme at number two.
6.      He comes from a long line of real estate people -- they're a vacant lot.
7.      I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
8.      I reprimanded my son for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.
9.       If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.
10.  If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
11.  Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
12.  Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.
13.  Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
14.  We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?
15.  When you fell out of the ugly tree, you hit every branch on the way down.
16.  You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
17.  You are down to earth but not quite far down enough.
18.  You are living proof that manure can grow legs and walk.
19.  You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!
20.  You liked your first chin so much, you added two more.

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