1.
A good pun is its own
reword.
2.
Laughing stock - cattle with
a sense of humor?
3.
Wear short sleeves; support
your right to bare arms!
4.
For sale: parachute, only
used once, never opened, small stain.
5.
A bartender is just a
pharmacist with a limited inventory.
6.
Jesus loves you, it's everybody
else that thinks you're an ass.
7.
It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
8.
Welcome to Utah: set your
watch back 20 years.
9.
Don't get married, find a
woman you hate and buy her a house. It's a lot easier on you.
10.
Be nice to your kids:
they'll choose your nursing home.
11.
I love cats; they taste just
like chicken.
12.
Lord save me from your
followers.
13.
Guns don't kill people,
postal workers do.
14.
I said "no" to
drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
15.
Consciousness: that annoying
time between naps.
16.
Have you seen Quasimodo? I
have a hunch he's back!
17.
Help stamp out, eliminate
and abolish redundancy!
18.
Honk if you love peace and
quiet.
19.
How many of you believe in
telekinesis? Raise MY hand!
20.
Hypochondria is the only
disease I haven't got.
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