Another 20 Funny One-Liners

1.       A day without radiation is a day without sunshine.

2.       A day without sunshine is like night.

3.       A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.

4.       Alzheimer's advantage: New friends every day.

5.       An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

6.       I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

7.       The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

8.       All generalizations are false, including this one.

9.       I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

10.   I want patience - AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!

11.   I couldn't care less about apathy.

12.   I got arrested in LA and boy am I beat!

13.   Drilling for oil is boring.

14.   Energizer Bunny Arrested; charged with battery.

15.   I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.

16.   There's no future in time travel.

17.   If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

18.   Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.

19.   Corduroy pillows - they're making headlines!

20.   Polynesia - memory loss in parrots.